"Mum says joints make her horny"
that one was for you Liz... ah I was so young an innocent. (sorry if you have no idea what I'm talking about). (mind you, you gave me enough shit about it at the time, and for many years after, so I have this strange feeling that you won't have forgotten...) (I could be wrong).
I'm very proud of myself. I found out that a guy at my work can get.... stuff... so I got some. And I brought it home and smoked it. Proud? Yes - because I'm a nanna and don't do that ever - and for some strange reason, because I havn't told dan, and am not going to, I feel this sweet feeling of satisfaction. Like I felt last night going out without him. I feel little wings starting to grow on my back, and they're aching to be stretched...
He'll probably find out eventually. But for now... how pleasant.
Now though, I'm a little restless, and even more toe-ey than usual. Matt started me off last night. Having someone strange* touch my neck with his mouth... sent shivers up my spine. Those nice lovely, tingly shivers that make you buzz.
*'strange' being 'man-other-than-dan'. Well, woman would be nice too - but not my first choice. As a friend of mine once said "well... if there's nothing else on the menu." But he too was gay, and talking about women. I'm rambling. I think I might just go and look up porn.
Damn you Gun Girl for getting me addicted to this shit! I'm forever sneaking onto the net at work when I've got a second to look if people have updated or replyed to my stuff... damn you to blogger hell...
(I didn't really mean that - love you always. Love you long time. ;) )
I'm very proud of myself. I found out that a guy at my work can get.... stuff... so I got some. And I brought it home and smoked it. Proud? Yes - because I'm a nanna and don't do that ever - and for some strange reason, because I havn't told dan, and am not going to, I feel this sweet feeling of satisfaction. Like I felt last night going out without him. I feel little wings starting to grow on my back, and they're aching to be stretched...
He'll probably find out eventually. But for now... how pleasant.
Now though, I'm a little restless, and even more toe-ey than usual. Matt started me off last night. Having someone strange* touch my neck with his mouth... sent shivers up my spine. Those nice lovely, tingly shivers that make you buzz.
*'strange' being 'man-other-than-dan'. Well, woman would be nice too - but not my first choice. As a friend of mine once said "well... if there's nothing else on the menu." But he too was gay, and talking about women. I'm rambling. I think I might just go and look up porn.
Damn you Gun Girl for getting me addicted to this shit! I'm forever sneaking onto the net at work when I've got a second to look if people have updated or replyed to my stuff... damn you to blogger hell...
(I didn't really mean that - love you always. Love you long time. ;) )
posted by ekstasis at 12:23 AM
3 Comments:
yeah, gets under your skin doesn't it?
I'm as much a victim of it as you...whenever I have a moment spare(almost) i find myself clicking around on here...
I DO remember! that was Aisy" my mum's weird, she says joints make her horny" (yeah cos thats REALLY uncommon aisy, I get another massive rarity: they make me hungry, FREAKY!)
Then you go "what like these joints?" and pull on your crooked fingers. heh, innocence...
Also there was "Those aren't bongs, those are air fresheners, my mum's got one at home"(incidentally the one your mum had WAS an airfreshener which did resemble sed bongs,, but it was funny none the less, provided hours of amusement and gave rise to the commonly used(by me and maara anyway)term "MMmmmmm... refreshing", for some years since. I'd almost forgotten, heh, refreshing...Use it, it makes you smile for your lost innocence...
love you right back, in fact if my menu was smaller...
but it isn't...
That title is so wrong. Deliciously so.
Thanks for the post.
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