I first heard about this, when I was young. One of those lost memories, that you triggered a relapse of. Thing is, I never could pin why I wouldn't try oysters, but now I know.
Seriously, how would I know if I was getting a dude or a chick oyster? If it was gay, would it be into it? If it wasn't, would I be pulling a Kobe? What would my girlfriend think?!
er... hello? sorry, my psychic powers aren't working today - and I don't think I know anyone who goes by the name of 'anonymous' either... a little help? a clue?
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Lucky oysters!
I first heard about this, when I was young. One of those lost memories, that you triggered a relapse of. Thing is, I never could pin why I wouldn't try oysters, but now I know.
Seriously, how would I know if I was getting a dude or a chick oyster? If it was gay, would it be into it? If it wasn't, would I be pulling a Kobe? What would my girlfriend think?!
scuse my ignorance, but what the hell is a 'kobe'?
Hello there stranger, guess who?
Sorry I missed your birthday, by the way :(
er... hello?
sorry, my psychic powers aren't working today - and I don't think I know anyone who goes by the name of 'anonymous' either... a little help? a clue?
It's that dude what wrote all those great quotes!
AWESOME!
dude I totally don't get it....
Oh for fuck's sake, I knew you'd say that.
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Anonymous/
Think about it.
you're making me do my own research?????
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